Me, Myself, and ummm....that's it...
Before I forget...I needed to jot this down...
When I was eating lunch at Shakeys(mm mm good, btw) today on my Road Eval while Kim was at her appt, I had one of the most bizarre experiences...well, the experience was not mine, I was just there to see it. So this dude walks in, scraggly long hair, wearing a hat, kinda big, with a backpack...that doesn't really ahve anything to do with this story other than the fact that this is what he looked like. After he paid, all of the sudden he kinda started cursing, not at the cashier lady, but kinda off to the side...and I thought quietly to myself, hmmm, how peculiar. And the girl accross the room, raised her eyebrows at me and we both smiled, letting the weird moment pass. So homeboy proceeds to sit at the table directly behind me...and now, I can hear him clearer than before...he was DEFINITELY cursing. I know what most of my friends would say, I should've sat down with him since we both have excessive cursing in common, har dee har har.... ANYWAYS, I could hear him distinctly now, cursing about some lady who didn't give him the correct change when he was at Target. I mean, the man was talking to himself, and loud, so I the anxiety wells up a little in the pit of my stomach, since he is right behind me and I can't see him. So I put my sunglasses in front of me so that I could see his reflection behind me(yeah yeah, I know, I'm paranoid, but hey, I just read that thing about Samurai Captain Insano in the Albertsons the otherday...sue me). Then all of the sudden, his voice changed...calmer, and deeper...he was saying that it was the lady's first day and defending her...and THEN, this voice was interrupted by the cusser guy again...he was having an ARGUMENT...WITH HIMSELF! and obviously at this point the lady accross the room raised her eyebrows in more than just wonderment...it was absolute shock. So I quietly proceeded to finish the rest of my orange bang and hi-tail my little hiney of there...I don't know how the argument ended, but I did not really care to either. I think that would be the first contact I've had with a split personality....W-O-A-H...
Before I forget...I needed to jot this down...
When I was eating lunch at Shakeys(mm mm good, btw) today on my Road Eval while Kim was at her appt, I had one of the most bizarre experiences...well, the experience was not mine, I was just there to see it. So this dude walks in, scraggly long hair, wearing a hat, kinda big, with a backpack...that doesn't really ahve anything to do with this story other than the fact that this is what he looked like. After he paid, all of the sudden he kinda started cursing, not at the cashier lady, but kinda off to the side...and I thought quietly to myself, hmmm, how peculiar. And the girl accross the room, raised her eyebrows at me and we both smiled, letting the weird moment pass. So homeboy proceeds to sit at the table directly behind me...and now, I can hear him clearer than before...he was DEFINITELY cursing. I know what most of my friends would say, I should've sat down with him since we both have excessive cursing in common, har dee har har.... ANYWAYS, I could hear him distinctly now, cursing about some lady who didn't give him the correct change when he was at Target. I mean, the man was talking to himself, and loud, so I the anxiety wells up a little in the pit of my stomach, since he is right behind me and I can't see him. So I put my sunglasses in front of me so that I could see his reflection behind me(yeah yeah, I know, I'm paranoid, but hey, I just read that thing about Samurai Captain Insano in the Albertsons the otherday...sue me). Then all of the sudden, his voice changed...calmer, and deeper...he was saying that it was the lady's first day and defending her...and THEN, this voice was interrupted by the cusser guy again...he was having an ARGUMENT...WITH HIMSELF! and obviously at this point the lady accross the room raised her eyebrows in more than just wonderment...it was absolute shock. So I quietly proceeded to finish the rest of my orange bang and hi-tail my little hiney of there...I don't know how the argument ended, but I did not really care to either. I think that would be the first contact I've had with a split personality....W-O-A-H...
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